Brief update... it was two people who were crushed to death trying to see the poop in Angola, not one.
And the "dark emperor" reference is to star wars... that's what they called him in that to the best of my recollection... otherwise I woulda said the white emperor... to avoid negative connotations attaching to the word "dark"... gah fuh try fuh be linguistically correck pon de "Speaks"
Bless up all my peoples... let's unite and destroy the enemy. Burn the vatican.