I am not a Negro. I am a Bantu of the Buja Nation, of the Royal Nyamakwere lineage. You sir, have exposed yourself to be even more two-dimensional than the pages from where you get your insight into "Africa".

Have you read any of these writers?

Alex la Guma

Bessie Head

Tsitsi Dangarembga ( I have had the priviledge of meeting her and talking to her about her book)

Ngugi wa Thiongo

Wole Soyinka

Chinua Achebe

Nurrudin Farah

Mongo Beti

Do you any of these film makers?

Djibril Diop Mambety

Ousman Sembene

Cisse?

Have you heard the music of these

Baaba Maal

Salif Keita

Aster Aweki

Kofi Olomide

Thomas Mapfumo

Ismail Lo

Mbilia Bel

Brenda Fassie

Miriam Makeba

Malouma

When you have been exposed to such enlightened persons, then my Khemitic-dreaming friend- you and me could be on the same planet.

Oh, and I take it your absolute refusal to reply in an African language is proof that you don't know any except the one translated from the Rosetta Stone and doesn't have vowels.

Shamwari, ungonyadza kwazvo!!!!!